Grace and Lucy’s Hyow (hypothesis+theory+law) on the Solar System’s origin and formation.
Cheese grows on the moon. It gets melted by the sun’s energy—and therefore reaches a liquid state on the moon’s surface. That is why the moon’s surface is rather luminous and reflective—and also why it reflects solar light to the earth.
Since there’s so much cheese, the moon’s rotation and revolution, and the surrounding solar wind cannot cool the cheese all at once. So slowly, the moon’s cheese begins to solidify and stop reflecting solar light (what they believe to be the moon’s phases) And so, when the cheesy moon has completely solidified, it doesn’t reflect any light, creating what we call the new moon.
Then it crashes into the Earth and cheese falls with the rain. Remember the moon is much smaller than the Earth, so when you taste the rain, you can barely taste any cheese. At the same time, a new moon is being created from the cheesy solar wind.
Once in a while, you will see what we call a “blue moon”. This is when the moon suddenly changes into blue cheese instead of its usual Swiss.
And now Grace will tell you of the sun.
Ahem. Your teachers, parents, friends, media, whatever. They have lied to you—fusion does not actually occur in the core of the sun, the complicated process in which 4 hydrogen atoms are fused into 1 cheese molecule, not helium, is called, cheesion. The cheese ions, yes they exist in the state of plasma for they are excited and energized, are radiated and convected to the photosphere of the sun, and then transmitted through solar wind into space.
When the surface of the sun reaches a very high temperature, the cheese will… erupt and bubbles will rise, and pop. When the cheese bubbles pop, it creates an area cooler than its surrounding, called, cheese spots. (not sunspots! Cheeeeeese spots) This occurs in a 11 year cycle.
Based on what we have discovered above, it can also be concluded, that the source of all energy in life is not light, but cheese. Photosynthesis actually converts carbon dioxide and water into sugar and oxygen with the consuming of cheese in the atmosphere, where they exist in the state of gas. So really, nobody can really be vegan, not even plants.
